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Tuvok's Mind Meld
02:31
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Lost in the delta quadrant
A long long way from home
Janeway still needs her coffee
And Paris still needs to bone
Seven of nine has more machine than mind
Harry kim’s playing the clarinet
No one wants to hear that shit
Neelix is in the kitchen
Cooking up something delicious
And tuvok’s giving out mind melds like they candy
They candy
That romance plot between chakotay and seven of nine came outta nowhere, man
Remember when harry kim fucked a two year old?
Let’s never talk about the lizard babies again.
And tuvok’s giving out mind melds like they candy
They candy
And tuvok’s giving out mind melds like they candy
They candy
Willy nilly
Mind meld
Higgledy piggledy
Mind meld
Loosey goosey
Mind meld!
He ain’t choosey
Mind meld
Solve a murder
Mind meld
Dark thought police
Mind meld
Brainwash the crew
Mind meld
For the Maquis
Mind meld
I cut my finger
Mind meld
I stubbed my toe
Mind meld
My laundry smells bad
Mind meld
I can’t eat gluten
Mind meld
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Scumdog
03:16
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My dog is a scumbag
Deals other animals crack
My dog is a scumbag
hooked my cat up with some smack
My dogs a scumbag but what can I do
nothing I say to her ever gets through
truly I swear that im doing my best
she just ignores me and licks her own ass
I got sparky and mittens outside of my door
Meowing and howlin and looking to score
after she gets both of them their hits
she goes out back and rolls in some shit
My dog is a scum bag
deals other animals crack
My dog is a scumbag
Hooked my cat up with some smack
Ate my girlfriends tampon out of the trash
Never cracks a window when smoking her hash
when she drinks she drools all over the place
walks on over just to sneeze in my face
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Eggs and bacon with Satan
pentagrams and ham
line cutters will be crucified
nothing cooked to order
Drizzle some blood on those pancakes
Give me some coffee with that slime
I want some Satan with my bacon
And Baphomet with those home fries
Eggs and bacon with Satan
pentagrams and ham
line cutters will be crucified
nothing cooked to order
I’d kill a baby for some waffles
God couldn’t keep me from those eggs
I’d gladly roast just to get me some toast
Hell has a great breakfast buffet
Eggs and bacon with Satan
pentagrams and ham
line cutters will be crucified
nothing cooked to order
This isn't fucking Denny's
Hey, hey you - this isn't Bob Evan's
Get the fuck outta here
Somebody nail that line cutter to the fucking cross
Hey you - you only get one napkin
Eggs and bacon with Satan
pentagrams and ham
line cutters will be crucified
nothing cooked to order
Eggs and bacon with Satan
pentagrams and ham
line cutters will be crucified
nothing cooked to order
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Struck with panic by the cd rack
cold beads of sweat run down my back
You know that I just had my fill
Chinese buffet Mongolian grill
Know that I don’t have that much time
Desperately search for the restroom sign
Not a single employee in sight
clenching my butt cheeks uber tight
Won’t the good lord please save me
Shitting myself in Circuit City
Tried shuffling really slow
waddle like a duck just watch me go
Just past prince when a little slipped
so I said “Fuck it” just let it rip
ain’t no sense in me holding court
running past my knee out through my shorts
at that point I guess I didn’t give a fuck
told my dad I’d meet him at the truck
Won’t the good lord come save me
Shitting myself in Circuit City
My dad just got a brand new truck
and I don’t want fuck up his fine leather seats
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5. |
Fart On Your Dick
04:02
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A little secret that I have learned
Something kinky to make the boys yearn
A little off and a little dark
Not quite a piss not quite a shart
A gust of wind straight from my heart
Squeeze me tight babe, and let me fart
It’s a little something to make it spicy
Come on babe, let’s get feisty.
You will croon
I swear I’ll make you swoon
you big and I’ll be little spoon
don’t be scared, follow your heart
Don’t breathe too deep and I’ll start
I’ll be quick, don’t be a prick
And let me fart on your dick
Can’t you see that I just want to please
And show your peen a fuck like it’s never seen
So pull down your pants and let me make your penis dance
with something from deep within
I swear it’ll make you spin
It’ll be silent and it’ll be soft
So romantic just a little puff
a little warmth to put your mind at ease
A little juice to warm up that peen
The smell of it will make you crazy
And the feeling will make you hazy
Come on babe, let’s do this
Let me fart on your penis
You will croon
I swear I’ll make you swoon
you big and I’ll be little spoon
don’t be scared, follow your heart
Don’t breathe too deep and I’ll start
I’ll be quick, don’t be a prick
And let me fart on your dick
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Let Them Eat Ass
02:53
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Pray to God I don’t get a sty from eating your brown eye
Be sure to remove your socks when I tongue punch your fart box
Giving is The reason for ass eating season
And the lord spake unto them - let them eat ass
And they said yay, blessed be thy anus
Fucking dope
They tell me Im being crass when I beg to eat their ass
Mother says Im looking thinner asks me what I eat for dinner
Giving is the reason for ass eating season
And the lord spake unto them - let them eat ass
And they said whoa, analingus will inherit the earth
And they were righteous
They tell me Im fucking nuts because I love sucking butts
Spread it wide let it breathe flecks of shit stuck in my teeth
Mother says im looking thinner asks me what I eat for dinner
Pray to God I don’t get a sty from eating your brown eye
Be sure to remove your socks when I tongue punch your fart box
They tell me im being crass when I beg to eat their ass
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Suck Dick For Pogs
03:42
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I don’t want no job
Ain’t in it for glamour
I just want some pogs
Give me that slammer
I’d do anything
For the jurassic park holographic pogs
I’d do anything
Anything at all
Suck dick for pogs
Sucking dick for pogs
Suck dick for pogs
Sucking dick for pogs
I ain’t ashamed
I want the power rangers ones
I get that high
When I kick your ass at pogs
They say I’m ruthless
Cause I won’t be outdone
Well they’re just jealous
Cause I got the simpsons ones
Suck dick for pogs
Sucking dick for pogs
Suck dick for pogs
Sucking dick for pogs
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PopPop's Closet
03:17
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Spending my summer’s at grandmom’s house
down through the halls, off the walls I bounce
chewing on some of my double bubble
I’m on the look out for some trouble
ya’ll know I’m the coolest kid in town
stick on tattoo’s and my burger king crown
got the best damn pokemon cards
even got the holographic Charizard
I got a big wheel with rainbow tassels
I’m the last fucker you wanna hassel
rainy days like this, I don’t ride
grandma says I gotta stay inside
now that the weather’s got me on the run
gotta go try and make my fun
nothing could have ever got me set
for what I’d find in poppop’s closet
Oh the wonderful things to find
here in the back of poppops closet
into the abyss I lost my mind
here in the back of poppop’s closet
Axe hand pistol with a graveyard frame
bunch of naked picture of some dame
a stack of playboy’s from 76
underneath half smoked sherm sticks
A little bag of coke and a razor blade
the wildest collection of porno tapes
A pump shot gun and a ski mask
Irish whiskey still in the flask
bottle of lube and 12 inch dong
sticky icky weed still in his bong
a tall silky red huge Heffner robe
and a cold war era antique globe
A bag of tostito’s and tastey cakes
ten M-80’s and a box of snake
a nice blonde wig and flower dress
poppop’s closet is such a mess
Oh the wonderful things to find
here in the back of poppops closet
into the abyss I lost my mind
here in the back of poppop’s closet
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Suction cup feet hands for a face
there’s going to be a pool party at my place
Winston niels rumfoord and all of his friends
Salo’s titan pool party never ends
Time isn’t linear the party never stops
neighbors on Saturn are calling the cops
Inflatable whale and a couple fun noodles
kazaak space hound is brining some poodles
Gassing some beers and chucking some knucks
party with salo and you’re hit by a truck
Time isn’t linear the party never stops
the neighbors on Saturn are calling the cops
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Burritos and some nachos
Burritos
Burritos
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